1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,960 This programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,360 This is fun, isn't it? 3 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,600 You OK? 4 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,799 If you don't look down, it's fine. 5 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,760 Can you slow down, please? 6 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,160 Look at the sea! 7 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,759 Can you slow down, please? 8 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,159 Yeah! HORN BLASTS 9 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,720 Jesus Christ! 10 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,520 You all right? 11 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,160 - Are you OK? - Please stop asking me that. 12 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,279 And it would be great if you could not just tell everyone about it... 13 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,119 - I'm not going to. - I just don't want you to talk about it, OK? 14 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,080 - I know. - It's not like a story for everyone to enjoy. - I know. - OK. 15 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,479 Jesus! 16 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,840 GIRL SQUEALS 17 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,359 Look, a goat! 18 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,159 - Wow. - Did you see the goat? 19 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,719 DRIVER SPEAKS GREEK 20 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,399 What, sorry? 21 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,639 I didn't get... What did you say? 22 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,560 I think he's saying it's a bad omen. 23 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,240 Why are we doing this? 24 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,919 Because they are our friends and it's going to be fun. 25 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:56,199 Nothing fun ever happens when someone says, "It'll be fun." 26 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,800 GOAT BLEATS 27 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,640 - Efharisto. Thank you. - OK, guys. 28 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,160 Oh, my... 29 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,159 It's amazing, isn't it? 30 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,080 Yeah, it's beautiful. 31 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,560 SHE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY 32 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,840 Hey, guys! 33 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,479 It's Zoe and Dan! Hi! 34 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,680 Yassou! 35 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,719 Ah, you made it! 36 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,519 Hey, Jess! 37 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,999 Oh, hi! 38 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,839 - Hello, mate! - Hi, man, how are you? 39 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,559 Hey, kids! 40 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,559 - How are you doing? You look great. - Thanks, man. 41 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,999 You too. 42 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,239 I mean, obviously you haven't been in the gym as much as I have. 43 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,279 THEY LAUGH 44 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,039 - But that's fine. - Hey, Solomon. - Hey, stranger. 45 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,359 - Oh, hey, guys! - Hi! 46 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,039 This is all right, isn't it? I mean, look at the view! 47 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,359 It's amazing! 48 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,759 All right. Bye. 49 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,599 I'm away, I'm on annual leave! 50 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,159 - I've missed you so much! - Me too. 51 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,119 We're so shit at getting together. 52 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,039 It's crazy. We all live in the same city, 53 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,559 and we have to come to Greece to see you. 54 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,359 - I know. I'm sorry. - No, you're busy. We're all busy. 55 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,479 How are you? 56 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,520 - Are you all healed up? - Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. - Yeah. 57 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,160 - Er, rooms? - Er, top of the stairs, blue door. - Lovely. 58 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,679 Oh! 59 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,479 Ah. Yeah. 60 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,399 New nanny. Lea. 61 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,999 Had to hire her for the holiday when the full-time bailed. 62 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,079 She's French, so bilingual, which is great for Henry, obviously. 63 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,999 But, you know... 64 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,960 - ...tits out. - Yeah. 65 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,759 - Hello! - - Hi. - Hello! 66 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,679 I want to welcome you to the house. 67 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,839 - I hope that everything is good for you? - Oh, thank you. 68 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,439 It's brilliant. Thank you so much. 69 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,079 Please do not drink the water. 70 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,159 And do not put the paper in the toilet. 71 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,959 The plumbing's very old on the island. 72 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,679 Please use the bins. 73 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,079 O...K. 74 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,519 Absolutely. For sure. 75 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,800 - We'll definitely do that. - Thank you. 76 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,039 I mean, it's a bit primitive, 77 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,959 but that's what makes it gorgeous, in a way. 78 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,119 Like Ibiza before everyone found out about it. 79 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,239 Which room is it? 80 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,480 Oh, er, I'll find it. Come on, kids. 81 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,479 Who's in that room? 82 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,239 I don't know. 83 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,119 I bet it's Sol and Jess. 84 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,559 Yeah, could be. 85 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,080 They always get the big room. 86 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,079 I think they got here early to bagsy it. 87 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,279 - Well, we had to get the later flight, didn't we? - Yeah, I know 88 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,719 we had to get the cheapest, shittest flight, thank you. 89 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,999 And Jess booked the villa, so... 90 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,319 Yeah - somewhere we can barely afford, and it's so typical of Jess 91 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,800 to make everyone split the cost, and then do the best out of it. 92 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,200 We can always swap in a few days. 93 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,399 No-one in the history of the world has ever swapped rooms 94 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,479 during a holiday. 95 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,679 Come on. Once the bag is on the bed, it's like a done deal. 96 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,399 I love this room anyway. 97 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,200 TOILET FLUSHES, PLUMBING GURGLES 98 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,680 - Hey. - Hey. - Hi. 99 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,520 So our bedroom is basically a car door off the communal toilet. 100 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,239 We've done well with this room. 101 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,399 - It's not the normal single friends shit twin. - Yeah. 102 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,439 It's going to be good to be offline. 103 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,039 Don't have to respond to all those Hinge freaks. 104 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,039 Have you got any good ones for me to laugh at? 105 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,079 Oh, loads of bleak bathroom mirror selfies, 106 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,639 and one old man with his washing flapping in the background. 107 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,639 I'm like, "Sir, at least put your washing away 108 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,239 "for your profile pic, please!" 109 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,319 I think that sounds quite hot. 110 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,279 Oh, shall we do our cocktail bar this evening? 111 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,280 Yes, of course. PHONE PINGS 112 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,799 Er, sorry, are you going to be on your phone the whole of the holiday? 113 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,359 - No! You're going to have my full attention. - Good! 114 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,760 PHONE PINGS 115 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,760 There's a swim window now. Just go out there and have a swim. 116 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,960 Hey, can you... Can you see it? 117 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,360 No. Not... really. 118 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:08,559 Honestly, it's going to be so good to be away. 119 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,640 Yeah. Yeah, you say that but... 120 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,720 ...it's still us, though, isn't it? 121 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:28,199 Please just get out there into the pool and have a really good time. 122 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,760 - Yeah? - Yeah. 123 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,639 - Hey-hey! - Hey! 124 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,079 - Hey! - Hi! 125 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,679 You on the beers already? 126 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,560 - Do you want one? - Er, maybe in a minute. - OK. 127 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,000 - Hi. - Hi. 128 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,840 How's the room? 129 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,240 It's great. 130 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,039 We can always swap if you... if you want? 131 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,320 No! 132 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,399 Oh, my God! 133 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,959 Avery! 134 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,199 - She got so big! How did that happen? - Yeah... 135 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,319 - I don't know. - She's beautiful. 136 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,879 She feels more like a sister now. It's so cute. 137 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,159 Only took me about ten years of negotiation with Lisa 138 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,199 - to let her come. - Mm. 139 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,479 That one's still small, though. 140 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,519 Small, but such a big energy. 141 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,439 - Just had his birthday. - Oh, how old is he? Three, four? 142 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,999 - He's seven. - No! Is he? - Jacob! 143 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,879 You're his godfather! 144 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,839 SHE LAUGHS 145 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,159 - Oh, you missed a bit there, mate. - Sorry? 146 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,999 - Just wondering who brought the ghost. - Solomon! 147 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,319 I just... I just burn really easily. 148 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,079 - How's the leg? - Yeah, it's good. 149 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,759 - What happened to your leg? - He had an accident. 150 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,919 - What kind of accident? - Car. 151 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,239 How long ago was that now? 152 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,359 - Six months? - You were actually really lucky. 153 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,839 - Thank God. - Could have been so much worse. 154 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,320 - Yeah. - I guess you didn't die, right? 155 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,679 Yeah, that is good. 156 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,439 Does anyone else want something to eat or drink? 157 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,039 Oh, we haven't done a big shop yet. 158 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,519 - But, er... I thought we'd just do a kitty for basics. - Oh. 159 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,639 I mean, no nuts, obviously, because of Henry. 160 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,239 But if everyone just sticks in what, I don't know... 161 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,119 ...200 euros for now? 162 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,359 - Yeah, great. - Yeah. 163 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,959 Then if everyone does just one big evening meal, 164 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,279 something that they want to do... 165 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,039 I mean, it's not a competition or anything. 166 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,240 But maybe something special. 167 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,999 - Is that... Is that OK? - Yeah, yeah, yeah! You sure? - Of course, yes. 168 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,199 OK, great. Great. 169 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,919 Well, tomorrow we'll do a big barbecue. 170 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,160 - Nice. - Who wants to take on the first-night feast? 171 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,239 We can do it. 172 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,359 Yeah. 173 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,839 - Dan's the master of the kitchen, as you know. - Yeah. 174 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,119 So, yeah, we can do it. We want to do it. 175 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,319 - Yeah. - Ace. 176 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,399 The seafood here's meant to be unbelievable. 177 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,680 - I bet, it's so fresh here. - You could just do that! 178 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,519 That's a good idea. Yeah. We could just do that. 179 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:29,039 Yes! Seafood feast is tonight's special! 180 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,360 Mm. 181 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,999 It would be really great if you just wouldn't speak for me. 182 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,079 I know, I didn't mean to. 183 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,359 You don't always have to be the first to volunteer for everything. 184 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,599 I know that, but no-one else was stepping up. 185 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,919 - I just, you know... - I'm just saying. 186 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,679 OK. 187 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,079 - Look at this! - Wow. OK. 188 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,520 Gorgeous. 189 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,599 Do you know how to play backgammon? 190 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,239 No. 191 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,640 I'll teach you. 192 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,639 Hey, happy hour every day. 193 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,959 - Come enjoy. It's right up the hill. - No, thank you. 194 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,039 We're good, thanks, mate. 195 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,800 - Thank you. - OK. Maybe next time. 196 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,040 Do you think he's a refugee? 197 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,840 I don't know. 198 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,240 Sorry, is that 23 euro for one fish? 199 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,880 - Er, I think so. - Oh, fuck. 200 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,560 We'd need like four. 201 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,199 Well, look, no, they look pretty big. 202 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,879 We could probably get away with two. 203 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,839 We can't come back with a quarter of a fucking fish each, Zoe. 204 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,239 Well, get three, then. 205 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,119 But what's that, like, 70 euro! 206 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,359 Are we going to have anything left for the rest of the holiday? 207 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,279 We won't be doing every meal, will we? 208 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,239 - We could just get a lobster. - One lobster? - Yeah. 209 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,959 - One lobster between eight? What the fuck? - Could you not... 210 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,039 - Could you not shout, please? - What? I'm not shouting! It's just... 211 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,999 It's just very hot. 212 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,879 We're in Greece in August! Of course it's hot! 213 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,799 That's why we came here. We didn't want to be cold any more. 214 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,320 Take this off. 215 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,240 Take it off. 216 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,840 - Better? - Yeah, thank you. 217 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,000 OK. Let's just take a look at it. 218 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,359 Oh, thank you. 219 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,080 Just looking. 220 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,480 This is all fucking rank. 221 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,199 No-one's going to know. 222 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,919 You're going to make something amazing 223 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,320 and everyone's going to love it. 224 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,239 Maybe you can do that thing. 225 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,679 Do you remember, with the diced potatoes? Do we have any paprika? 226 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,440 - Cos that was amazing, what you did. - We've only got two potatoes. 227 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,599 - Hey, guys. - Guys, hi! 228 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,159 - Oh, look here! It's more of the Paradeisos gang! - Hi. 229 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,919 Oh, no, no, no, you don't want to shop there. 230 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,759 The food's as ancient as the Acropolis! 231 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,959 Oh, yeah! No. We just got basics. 232 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,079 Well, phew! I'm Flick, and this is my husband James. 233 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,399 Kalispera! 234 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,319 We were just saying to your delightful friends 235 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,639 that we're the "locals", for our sins. 236 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,599 Yeah, we came here to tap into the creative energy of the place 237 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,959 and then just never left. 238 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,639 There's an incredible Arts and Crafts scene here. 239 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,919 Arachne weaves gorgeous things! All very artisanal. 240 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,399 Rough old ladies' fingers work silky things with a special magic, 241 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,679 - don't they? - Yes, they do. She'll fleece you, so beware. 242 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,039 - SHE LAUGHS POLITELY - You do have plenty of bottled water, 243 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,719 - don't you? - Er... - Yeah, some. 244 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,759 There's no mains supply on this fair little isle. 245 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,719 Don't have the pipes. 246 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:51,919 They bring it out on a boat once a week, fill everyone's tanks. 247 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,959 - It's so sweet. - Can't drink it. 248 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,799 No, just don't, don't drink it. 249 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,600 Stock up like you're prepping for the apocalypse. 250 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,439 We're going to have a little soiree on Friday. 251 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,879 You know, just drinks and meze nibbles, all very Greek! 252 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,559 And we will insist that you join us. 253 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,159 THEY GIGGLE 254 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,199 I'm afraid we will insist. 255 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,519 That sounds lovely. Thank you. 256 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,639 Good. Wonderful. 257 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,880 - Ya-hara, guys! - Good to meet you. - Lovely to meet you. Bye. 258 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,240 What the fuck? 259 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,920 I'm so sorry. 260 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,479 Oh, my God. You do know you're going to meze nibbles 261 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,160 - on your own with them, don't you? - Oh, stop! 262 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,799 They came and they never left. 263 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,879 How long have you been talking to them? 264 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,679 Oh, well, we were just walking out and they just accosted us. 265 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,840 LAUGHTER 266 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,400 Zoe! 267 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,360 Zoe? 268 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,760 Come on. 269 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,840 Lea! 270 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,999 Lea! 271 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,200 You have to have your eyes open when Henry's by the pool! 272 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,159 Guys, this is Will. 273 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,799 - Jacob's friend. - Hi. 274 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,320 - Hi! - Hi. 275 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,599 Great to see you! I didn't know you... 276 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,199 - He's been island-hopping with friends. - Yeah. 277 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,440 - Sorry, I thought I'd come and say hi. Is that...? - Yeah! Course. 278 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,720 I said he is more than welcome to jump in the pool. 279 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,320 - Shall... - Er, yeah. 280 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,599 - Shall we open the cocktail bar now? - Yes! - Yes! - Let's do it. - Great. 281 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,279 Thanks. 282 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,119 - I'll just get Will... - I mean... 283 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,079 Yeah? 284 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,799 - Sure. Yeah. - Give him the tour? 285 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,960 - OK, perfect. - Great. - OK. 286 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,839 Hey! 287 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,679 - Is he staying for dinner? - Er... 288 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,119 I might go for a swim. Do you want to go for a swim? 289 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,320 Not right now - maybe later. 290 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,800 - Oh, for God's sake. - They look fine! 291 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,199 So what do you do, Solomon? 292 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,079 - I'm an actor. - Oh, nice. 293 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,639 Have you been in anything I would have seen? 294 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,599 - He's in loads of stuff. - Yeah! You were in that... 295 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,959 That detective thing! My dad loves that show. 296 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,519 That was lots of fun. 297 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,879 But I wanted to explore other things. 298 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,399 What are you up to now? 299 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,399 An exciting project bubbling away, but I can't really say too much. 300 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,679 - We really enjoyed your return to the stage. - Yes. 301 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,719 We loved it. I cried a lot. 302 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,159 Oh, me too. It was so beautiful. 303 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,880 Yes, you're so alive on screen. 304 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,080 I'm an actress. 305 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,399 Great. 306 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,159 Look, we can pad it all out with the rice. 307 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,199 I thought we were doing potatoes? 308 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,839 We can do them as well. 309 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,960 You can't do rice AND potatoes. It's too much starch. 310 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,239 HE TAPS FISH 311 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,239 How the fuck am I going to defrost that? 312 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,880 Er... boiling water? 313 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,119 Sorry, can we just... Can you just get that outside, please? 314 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,599 - No! - Henry, shall we just... 315 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,439 Shall we just take that outside? 316 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,599 - Give it back! Get off! - I'll give it back in a second. 317 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,039 Sorry! Thought there might be a bit more space out here. 318 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,599 There you go, go and show your mum. 319 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,839 Come here, come here. 320 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,039 Stop it playing with that for the moment... 321 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,119 Excuse me, Henry, you do not hit me, OK? 322 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,680 I will not reward bad behaviour. 323 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,799 What do you do, Will? 324 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,839 I make online content. 325 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,440 What content? 326 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,719 Er, loads of different kinds of content. 327 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,279 I'm sort of figuring out what spaces I want to make content in. 328 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,239 How do you make the content? Do you write it or..? 329 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,039 - It's a millennial job, Nat. - I'm not a millennial. - I mean, I can't talk. 330 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,399 Zoe is the only one here with a proper job. 331 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,519 Teaching in a comp is... It's hardcore. 332 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,079 - She's at the coalface. - It's true. I mean, 333 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,039 it makes running your own children's designer clothes business look easy! 334 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,279 - I don't know how you do it, Zoe. - Oh, God. 335 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,599 - I don't know. I just... - I'm actually Gen Z. 336 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,039 You know, I'm a Zoomer. 337 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,239 Zoe, come and sit down. 338 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,479 - Oh, yeah. - Please. - OK. Sorry. 339 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,959 - Hey, is Dan all right with the...? - Yeah! All good. Yeah. 340 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,159 - Does he need any help? - What? No! 341 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,559 No. 342 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,679 I'm a Zoomer too. 343 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,679 No, you're not, babe. 344 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,519 Yeah, I'm right on the cusp. 345 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,239 I'm always getting ID'd when I buy drinks. 346 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,839 People think you're under 18? 347 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,119 No, hold on. Listen. That happened once! 348 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,319 - OK. - About five, maybe six years ago. - I'm the baby of the group. 349 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,519 OK? I didn't go to university with this lot. 350 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,959 We met years later, after his first marriage - 351 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,159 which is why he has the teenage daughter. 352 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,519 Er... 353 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,080 ...and we fell in love. 354 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,680 Agh! 355 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,599 Lea! Sorry, would you mind taking him? 356 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,919 I'm just... I'm going to have a shower. 357 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,080 And also is it all right for you not to smoke in front of the kids? 358 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,720 - Zoe! - Oh! Just a sec... 359 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,680 Zoe? Jesus Christ! 360 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,560 It's all fallen apart. 361 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,519 I need to start again, but I can't, can I, 362 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,160 because we don't have any fucking more! 363 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,759 OK... 364 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,479 - I don't even know where to start with that. - OK. 365 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,359 Let's just get all this in here. 366 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,479 Zoe, no! It's... 367 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,119 You cannot serve that to people. 368 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,999 - There's a tail there. Amazing. - Yeah. 369 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,839 I think we can make a spine here... 370 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,559 No, there's so many bones... There's so many bones. 371 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,319 Yeah, but fish have bones, it's fine. 372 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,239 They're going to expect that. 373 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,440 I think it's good. 374 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600 And we've still got the rice and the potatoes. 375 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,160 Er... I think the kids are hungry. 376 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,480 Voila. 377 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,159 I love rustic. 378 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,479 But I'm sorry, this villa is not four stars. 379 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,319 - Mm. - Three at best. 380 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,079 Where even are we? 381 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,279 In the middle of nowhere, like in the sea. 382 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,080 Peaceful, though, isn't it? 383 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,840 Shall I just wear this? 384 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,479 Huh? 385 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,399 Shall I not bother with a dress tonight? 386 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,720 Do it. You look lovely. 387 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,000 I told you we shouldn't have bought Henry that bloody car. 388 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,960 I promise there's no cheese on that one. 389 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,079 Nice work with Will! 390 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,159 But do his mummy and daddy know he's here? 391 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,559 HE LAUGHS He's 23. 392 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,679 - No, I get it. He's fit. How did you meet? - Online. 393 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,599 And he just showed up? 394 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,320 Yeah. I know. 395 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,919 - Did you invite him? - No. 396 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,640 Er, not really. 397 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,839 He just happened to be in Greece at the same time? 398 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,599 Yeah. I mean, well, I did tell him I was coming here, 399 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,320 but I don't think that was the reason. 400 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,599 Is he staying the night? 401 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,959 I don't think so. 402 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,800 I mean, there isn't really the bed space... is there? 403 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,359 No. 404 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,959 There is that bed in the kitchen/bedroom area. 405 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,480 The farmer used to sleep on it with the animals, apparently. 406 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,240 Mmm. 407 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,200 Hi. Just going to have a shower. 408 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,839 LAUGHTER 409 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,439 JESS AND SOLOMON CHATTER 410 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,799 "She floated gently above wild flowers, 411 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,919 "and with a single flutter, hundreds of butterflies rose around her 412 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,119 "like a living rainbow. The air sparkled." 413 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,720 Theo. "The air sparkled with magic." 414 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,999 No, I've not spoken to Dad about the stuff in the attic, 415 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,520 but if he hasn't wanted it for 20 years, he probably... 416 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,560 OK, Mum. I could message him if you want? 417 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,199 LAUGHTER AND CHATTER OUTSIDE 418 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,000 It's really beautiful here. 419 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,719 No, yeah. You go and do that. Sorry. 420 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,840 Yes. I'll call you tomorrow. 421 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,280 Lots of love. 422 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,719 LAUGHTER ...that dance you did. 423 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,199 Oh, my God! That was so intense. 424 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,399 - My God. - Dan, do it! 425 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,319 Come on. THEY CHANT 426 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,319 Oh, come on! How drunk do we have to get you? 427 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,119 I think we'll leave the dancing up to you. 428 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,039 I think I maybe just saw a scorpion? 429 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,800 - Oh... - Oh, I don't think you did. 430 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,759 Yeah, I'm not sure. 431 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,359 - Do you know if the Greek ones are poisonous? - No. 432 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,119 There don't have scorpions here. 433 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,840 But if you saw one, they... They probably do. 434 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,439 Sorry, is it an underscore or a hyphen? The Wi-Fi password. 435 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,919 It's on the box. 436 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,239 Yes, thank you. I've looked on the box, and it's ambiguous. 437 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,959 Well, Dan's cooked us a banquet! 438 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,720 - And you need to play catch-up. - Yeah. Get that down you. - Thanks. 439 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,319 Did you turn it down? 440 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,519 Huh? 441 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,279 Did you turn the food down? 442 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,640 Yeah. 443 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,319 I just... 444 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,840 Just going to... 445 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,119 It's just fresh fish. Some fresh fish. 446 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,319 - Wonderful. - It's burnt. 447 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,839 I'm sorry about that. 448 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,319 No, it's not. Would anyone like some potato salad? 449 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,360 They're local Greek potatoes from the ground. 450 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,639 Is it hake? 451 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,159 - I think so. - I thought it was sea bass, from the market? 452 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,719 - Yes. - We're not sure. 453 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,799 What? Yes, we are. It's really fresh. 454 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,799 Which one's the one we're not supposed to have now? 455 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,119 - Cod? - No, I think cod's fine now, isn't it? - Yeah, yeah, that's fine. 456 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,959 But this is hake? 457 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,959 - Mmm. - The fisherman probably wouldn't have told you 458 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,519 if it was one of the bad ones, though, would he? 459 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,159 He's a local guy with a little boat, 460 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,439 - it's not big commercial fishing. - Exactly. Probably line-caught. 461 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,719 You know we should all be eating mussels now. 462 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,559 They've got all the protein you need and they actually clean the seabed. 463 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,759 - Oh! - I heard the sea's going to be dead in like five to ten years. 464 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,079 Mm. 465 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,839 - Shit. - Oh, I'll stick to veggies. 466 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,359 What? 467 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,519 - I'm basically plant-based. - Seriously? 468 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,559 I'm pretty much vegetarian now. Just eat chicken and fish. 469 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,839 - Then you're not a vegetarian. - But I do want to be. 470 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,519 Yeah, you're like me. Emotionally I am. I mean, I was. 471 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,879 - But you're not now? - I kind of don't like to label myself. 472 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,360 Eat the fish, then. 473 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,119 I'll have a teeny bit. Just not the eye, please. 474 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,840 Yeah, I'm OK for the eye as well, thanks. 475 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,519 I wouldn't eat an octopus either. Cos they're as clever as a dog. 476 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,120 They're all just fucking fish! They're idiots! Just eat them! 477 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,200 I'm on the paleo. 478 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,520 Pretty much all meat. 479 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,199 But I am trying to cut down on red meat. 480 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,680 - That's the really bad one, isn't it? - Yeah. - Yeah. 481 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,719 This was yummy. Well done, guys. 482 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,359 - Yes, so good. - Yes, well done, Dan. 483 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,239 - Well, thank you both. - It was delicious. 484 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,679 Well, it wasn't. 485 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,080 But, hey. That's, er, to be expected, I guess. 486 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,759 I propose a toast! 487 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,159 To all of us. To friendship. 488 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,759 - And good times. - Friendship and good times. 489 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,519 To getting through the bad times! 490 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,119 Oh! Buzzkill alert! 491 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,159 This is getting a bit serious now. 492 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,519 - Yeah, like we've been through a war or something. - Yeah, right. 493 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,239 Well, I think it's all relative, isn't it? 494 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,640 Maybe some of us have had a really bad time and it's OK to say that. 495 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,799 - Sorry, mate. - He's fine. 496 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,999 You went through something traumatic. 497 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,239 - No! It's fine. He's fine now. - You're doing great. 498 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,079 - I'm not sure he really wants to... - Something like that 499 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,159 can really make you appreciate things, can't it? 500 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,919 I mean, it puts everything into perspective, doesn't it? 501 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,439 And you're back working full-time now. 502 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,879 I do not know how you managed to keep your business going. 503 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,079 - Really, hats off. - When you were in the hospital 504 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,599 and you weren't even allowed visitors, 505 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,799 we were all imagined the worst. I was so scared. 506 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,479 - But look at you now. - It's amazing, really. 507 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,999 - You... You are amazing. - Yes. 508 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,399 He's doing great. 509 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,640 Really great. No. I'm not doing that great, really. 510 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,480 Sorry about that, guys. 511 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,160 So the business went to shit. 512 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,599 Went bust. 513 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,880 Just FYI. 514 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,159 I'm sorry to hear that, mate. 515 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,200 Thanks. Yeah. 516 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,800 That was before... 517 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,319 It's a... It's a bit of a... 518 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,560 You know? 519 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,039 Because I wanted to do something with my life, you know, 520 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,680 something big that meant something. 521 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,360 But I fucked it up. 522 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,719 I mean, of course I did, right? 523 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,839 But... but the thing is that it made me think, what is the point? 524 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,919 Of me? What am I...for? 525 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,599 And I couldn't... 526 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,279 I couldn't really work that one out, unfortunately. 527 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,959 So I... 528 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,839 I mean, you could call it whatever you want to call it. I... 529 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,200 I sort of went mad. 530 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,999 I went to the dark side! Into... Into a big black hole. 531 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,639 Down to the fucking bottom! 532 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,120 As far as you can go. 533 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,360 It wasn't an accident. 534 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,240 I didn't have an accident. 535 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,559 But I didn't die. 536 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,680 Which is... good. 537 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:15,679 So, yeah, here I am. I'm a... I'm a mad, skint loser. 538 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,320 But I'm here. 539 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,680 Which is something. Isn't it? 540 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,799 So, yeah, maybe I should feel grateful for that. 541 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,359 Maybe I should feel lucky. 542 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,000 But I can't honestly say that I feel great. 543 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,280 Cheers, everyone! 544 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,800 DISTANT BELL RINGS 545 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,479 That's really beautiful, isn't it? 546 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,320 - Yeah. - Really, really lovely. 547 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,359 God, I'm so sorry. 548 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,319 Why didn't you tell me? 549 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,199 I mean, it's... 550 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,879 It's been quite difficult. But I didn't want to worry you, 551 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,399 and I also didn't want to spoil the holiday, you know? 552 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,199 - Yeah, I get that. - Is he talking to someone? 553 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,439 Er, he won't go. 554 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,679 Oh, I love you. How are you so lovely? 555 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,679 You're always looking after everyone. 556 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,279 Coming to this island was your idea. 557 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,159 You're the glue that holds us all together. 558 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,839 You're totally the glue. 559 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,359 Guys, I'm basically, I'm just so happy. 560 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,359 - It's OK if you're not. - No, I am! 561 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,039 We're all here together - what's not to be happy about?! 562 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,400 Right? 563 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,679 Oh, hey. 564 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,239 Thanks for dinner. 565 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,320 - It was great. - You're very welcome. 566 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,639 My friend's dad killed himself 567 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,519 - so I really know what you've been going through. - Oh. 568 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,439 God. I'm... I'm sorry to hear that. 569 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,719 Thanks. 570 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,040 Men should talk about their feelings more, you know? 571 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,919 Have you got enough glasses? 572 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,399 Shot time, lads. 573 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,959 - Hi! - Hey. 574 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,079 - Shot? - Yes, please. 575 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,800 - Have you seen Avery? - She went to bed. - Oh, God. Thank you. 576 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,280 Christ. 577 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,599 Erm... I brought this. 578 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,999 - Oh! - It's mushroom oil. 579 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,879 How'd you get that through customs? 580 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,719 It's not even really that illegal. It's mushrooms. It's from nature. 581 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,039 And it's not been up some child gang member's bum. 582 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,839 They make it in Kent, so... 583 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,280 - I mean, no-one has to, but... - I'll do if you do it. 584 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,119 Er... 585 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,679 No, I don't know. 586 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,279 Go on. It'll be fun! 587 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,799 Like days of yore. 588 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,799 I mean, if everyone's up for it? 589 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,839 I mean, I think if one of us does it, we all have to do it. 590 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,319 - I'll do it. - I'm OK, thanks. 591 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,839 - Oh, come on, don't be boring. - I can be straight for the kids. 592 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,519 Sol, how often do we get to do this? 593 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,000 Look, you do what you want to do, all right? 594 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,959 HE SIGHS Let's do it. 595 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,039 Yes! 596 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,279 Let's do it. 597 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,599 - Let's do it now. - Yeah? OK... 598 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,759 How do you do it? 599 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,120 Like... Like one or two drops. 600 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,479 I mean, it's easy for us to think that we want what you've got, 601 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,039 but look what you have to go through being married! 602 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,759 It's so weird, isn't it? 603 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,159 And I'm like, do I even want a baby? 604 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,959 Do I see one in my future? 605 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,599 I just really wanted them 606 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,959 but now I can't remember if I did really want them 607 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,719 or if I just thought I did. You know? 608 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,599 I'm actually really happy being single. 609 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,719 Because when you're happy being single, 610 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,679 that's when you meet someone, right? 611 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,999 So true. 612 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,200 Like I'm so glad I did... 613 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,799 ...but also I'm not sure if I am, sometimes. 614 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,439 We promised each other we'd have a baby together 615 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,079 when we were 40, didn't we? 616 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,839 But should you even bring more children 617 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,479 into this fucked-up world, you know? 618 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,599 I love them so much. 619 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,359 But it's too much. 620 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,719 It's dark. 621 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,959 It's bittersweet, isn't it? Because one day you'll die, 622 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,079 and that's the best scenario, if you die first. 623 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,679 But one day you will definitely be separated. 624 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,760 I remember when Theo was born. 625 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,279 I just looked at him and I thought, 626 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,440 "This isn't going to end well." 627 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,600 SHE LAUGHS 628 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,599 Let's have some more of that oil, Will! 629 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,880 Coming up! 630 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,120 THEY LAUGH 631 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,239 - Let's jump in the pool! - Yes! 632 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,879 THEY SQUEAL AND SHOUT 633 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,720 DANCE MUSIC PLAYING 634 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,479 SHRIEKING AND WHOOPING 635 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,160 Come on! 636 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,880 CHEERING 637 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,480 No way. 638 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,639 MUSIC STOPS 639 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,000 DISCORDANT MUSIC 640 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,160 CHEERING 641 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,919 WHISPERING 642 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,159 SCISSORS SNIP 643 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,000 WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER 644 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,959 No, wait! OK, OK, OK. Tell me every last detail. 645 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,159 Tell me what happened. 646 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,360 Oh, wait... 647 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,799 Night. 648 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,200 Um, night. 649 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,559 Hello, you still there? 650 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,079 Yeah, sorry, yeah, my dad walked in. 651 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,640 Er, yeah. So annoying. 652 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,520 DANCE MUSIC PLAYING 653 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,200 Oh, yes. 654 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,680 - Shall I get some more beers? - Yeah! - Wait for me, I'll get snacks. 655 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,160 Hurry, hurry! 656 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,320 Oh! 657 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,880 Look at the moon! 658 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,240 God, it's like you could just reach out and touch it. 659 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,439 Yeah. 660 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,840 It's like you could just let go of the Earth and just float up. 661 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,520 Cos nothing's actually holding you down, you know what I mean? 662 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,440 I'm going up there. 663 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,959 - What? - Yeah. 664 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,239 Come on. 665 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,480 - What? - Come on! 666 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,280 Wait! 667 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,120 What are you doing? 668 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,919 Oh, shit! 669 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,039 CRASH - Jesus! - Careful! 670 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,400 Oh, my God. 671 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,360 - God! - Be careful! 672 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,400 Get up here. Come on! 673 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,640 Wow. 674 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,600 Whoa. 675 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,639 Wow. 676 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,080 It's amazing. 677 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,200 Sit down. 678 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,600 SHE GROANS 679 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,560 Whoa! SHE SQUEALS 680 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,759 I can't believe you made me do this. 681 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,599 - What? This is all your fault. - How is it my fault? 682 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,039 Because you... I don't know, you're so... 683 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,319 What? 684 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,520 You know how to have a good time! 685 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,840 You make me feel how I used to feel. 686 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,600 I've worked out the Wi-Fi password. 687 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,560 It was a hyphen and a small E. 688 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,079 We can leave this till tomorrow, can't we? 689 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,080 - Are you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine. 690 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,999 I might have to go to bed. I'm passing out. 691 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,840 - Is that OK? - Yeah. 692 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,440 Night, then. 693 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,840 LAUGHTER CLOSE BY 694 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,080 HE SNORES GENTLY 695 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,560 Mia Fotia Stin Ammo by Stelios Rokkos